15 Worst Celebrity
Plastic Surgery Disasters You Will Ever See |
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15: Tara Reid
Surgery botched: Boob Job and Stomach Lipo
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Tara Reid’s stomach looks to be about forty years
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14: Gary Busey
Surgery botched: Veneers
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13:
Lil Kim
Surgery botched: Boobs, face work, skin lightened
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Lil Kim is headed down a path forged by Michael
Jackson. Can’t wait to see what she looks like in twenty
years. |
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12: Janet Jackson
Surgery botched: Breast Implants
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Never good when you have a giant dent in your
boob. Janet needs to head to an autobody shop pronto, get that dent
pounded right out. |
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11: Jessica Simpson
Surgery botched: Lips
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Luckily for Jessica not all bad plastic surgery is
permanent. She talked about her lip enhancement, saying
“I had that
Restylane stuff … It looked fake to me. I didn’t like that. But…
it went away in, like, four months. My lips are back to what
they were. Thank God!” |
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10: Kenny Rogers
Surgery botched: Facelift
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Rogers is someone else who’s not thrilled
about his surgery, telling
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Last year I had so many
lines coming in at the side of my eyes up here. So I went in
and got my eyes done, and I’m not happy about it. (The
surgeon) is going to go in and fix that for me. They’re too
tight around the eyelids for me. It drives me
crazy. |
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9: Tori
Spelling
Surgery botched: Breast Implants
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Not too often you see a “legit”
(using that word a little loosely) actress get breast implants that
look like giant beach balls, but Spelling was willing to buck the
trend. The money probably could have been a little better spent
elsewhere. I hear French doctors have made some real advancements
with facial transplants. |
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8: Hilary Duff
Surgery botched: Veneers
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7: Victoria
Beckham
Surgery botched: Breast Implants
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Fittingly, it looks as if she’s
had a couple of soccer balls implanted into her
chest. |
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6: Donatella
Versace
Surgery botched: Lips, facelift
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And now we are starting to get to
the people who are losing all traces of humanity. Versace isn’t
content to grow old in a graceful manner, instead making a mockery
of herself. |
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5: Vivica Fox
Surgery botched: Breast Implants
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Gotta agree with Perez Hilton on
this one, that is pretty disgusting. Fox apparently shares a
surgeon with Janet Jackson. |
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4: Melanie
Griffith
Surgery botched: Face lift and god only knows what else
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This definitely deserves a before
shot, just in case you are forgetting how normal Melanie Griffith
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She’s only fifty years old, and
she’s pretty much ruined her face. If I didn’t know it was her I
would have honestly pegged the person in the first picture as a
woman in her sixties. |
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3: Pete Burns
Surgery botched: Lips
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If you’re wondering who Pete
Burns is, don’t feel bad, he’s a fairly obscure singer (he’s
the You Spin Me Round (Like a
Record) guy), but his plastic surgery
sins are definitely egregious enough to be included this highly on
the list. Now granted part of what you’re seeing there is
intentional (this is a guy who has accused Boy George of ripping
off his image), but those lips are absolutely frightening. Burns
agreed and actually filmed a special in the UK called
Pete Burns’ Cosmetic Surgery
Nightmares. |
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2: Jocelyn Wildenstein
Surgery botched: Everything she has attempted has apparently turned out
terribly
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This woman has spent $4 million on plastic surgery. I would
want my money back.
Jocelyn is a wealthy socialite whose husband began cheating on
her. To win him back she began undergoing plastic surgery to
transform into a giant cat. Her husband likes big cats.
Naturally.
Didn’t work however, and her husband said “She seems to think
that you fix a face the same way you fix a
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1: Michael
Jackson
Surgery botched: Skin lightening, nose jobs, face lifts, etc. etc.
etc.
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Could it really
have been anyone else? It’s incredible to forget how absolutely
normal Michael Jackson looked back in the 70’s and 80’s (attractive
even!) before turning into the sideshow freak that he is today. The
guy is absolutely looney tunes so it’s kind of a shame that he was
always able to find a doctor to do what he wanted. Everyone should
have told him no after a certain point, which was probably in about
1985. |