All women should
live so long as to be this kind of old lady!
Toward the end of
Sunday service, the Minister asked, ‘How many of you have forgiven
your enemies?’
80% held up their
hands.
The Minister then
repeated his question. All responded this time, except one small
elderly lady.
‘Mrs. Neely?’; ‘Are you not willing to forgive your
enemies?’
I don’t have any.’ She replied, smiling sweetly.
‘Mrs. Neely, that is very unusual. How old are you?’
‘Ninety-eight.’ she
replied.
‘Oh, Mrs. Neely,
would you please come down in front & tell us all how a person
can live ninety-eight years & not have an enemy in the
world?’
The little
sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, faced the
congregation, and said, ‘I outlived the
bitches.’