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30. The “Dead Swan Lake”
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29. The “Leave Your Message At The
Beep”
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28.The “Katrina, Our Chef, Is Really Cooking In Her
Scarf, and She’s Whipping Up Excitement In Her Boots. Thank you
Katrina. THANK YOU
KATRINA.”
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26. The “Why So Glum, Lampshade Head
Lady?”
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23. The “Don’t Mind If I
Don’t”
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22. The “Sunday Brunch in
Hell”
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21. The “Leftover
Mermaid”
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19. The “I Might Wear This When It’s Raining in
Hades”
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18. The “I’ve Got a Toof
Ache”
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17. The “Bordello’s
Lightbulb”
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14. The “I’m Still Big. It’s the S&M Clubs That Got
Smaller”
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13. The “Let’s Kill The
Indians”
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12. The “Tim Burton Already Did
It”
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10. The “Perfect Outfit For Meeting His Parents…
Assuming His Parents Are Ravens.”
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9. The “I Don’t See What You Did
There”
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8. The “Umbrella, Three Dollar, Three
Dollar”
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6. The “Somewhere, 8 Horses Died For
This”
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5. The “Girl Next Door (To The Dead Whore
Club)”
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3. The “I Just Came Back From
Vacation”
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2. The “It was one of those days when it’s a minute away
from snowing and there’s this electricity in the air, you can
almost hear it. And this bag was, like, dancing with me. Like a
little kid begging me to play with it. For fifteen minutes. And
that’s the day I knew there was this entire life behind things,
and… this incredibly benevolent force, that wanted me to know there
was no reason to be afraid, ever. Video’s a poor excuse, I know.
But it helps me remember… and I need to remember… Sometimes there’s
so much beauty in the world I feel like I can’t take it, like my
heart’s going to cave in.”
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1. The “Do You Take
Credit?”
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