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Bikini
$30
Million
Susan Rosen designed this bikini that has
over 150 carats of flawless Steinmetz
diamonds.
Gems include a 51 carat pear
shaped diamond, a 30 carat emerald cut, a pair of 15 carat
round cut, and a pair of 8 carat pear shaped
diamonds.
I'll let you figure out exactly
where they are on the model |
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High Heel
Shoes
$2
Million
Designed by Stuart Weizman these four and a half inch stiletto
heels are encrusted with 495 carats of platinum set
diamonds.
No guarantee
that your feet will smell better. |
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Dog
Bed
$1,400
Acrylic
construction holds suede pillows filled with "shredded 'memory foam'
incorporating a wealth of innovations".
Comes in three
sizes - Dumb, Dumber, and Dumbest! |
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TV
Stand
$1,700
Designed by
Mario Bellini this Italian piece is crafted of sturdy
"multi-ply", which here in the United States means
plywood, $25 a sheet.
Also has
"brake wheels", sometimes referred to by poor people as
wheel brakes. |
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Lamp
$15,500
Designed by
Frank Buchwald this "Machine Light" will de"light" one and
all.
Make sure you
get the new low energy bulbs so you don't run your electric bill
up. |
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Sawhorse
Brackets
$1800
Well they are
18K
gold reinforced with steel.
They come in a very nice wooden case, and it is a set of
four. So really that's only $450 per bracket!
You bargain
hunter, you. |
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Coke
Spoon
$260
You read correctly, it is a coke spoon, as
in cocaine!
Etched to read "All I want is
more", "18K gold, bronze", whatever that means,
you have to love the description as it reads "Edition,
Unlimited"! |
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Boxcutter
$95
Yes a
boxcutter, but it is cast nickel plated in chrome and comes in its
own "archival box".
Plus it would
be great to use for cutting open the black silk ribbon and gift box
on your $95,
3.5 inch tall
skull candle! |
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Renova Toilet
Paper
$17
Are you still
using the cheap old pastel stuff? Tsk, tsk, tsk.
Wipe in style
with Renova!
In fact, if
you're this rich, you probably have someone to wipe for
you! |
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