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- A women asks,
"Excuse me, do you have the time?" You: "Do you have the
energy?"
- Do you like short
love affairs? I hate them. I've got all weekend.
- God must be in a
very good mood today, he made us meet .
- Help the homeless.
Take me home with you.
- Hi, I need your
help! My mom says that if I don't get a date by tomorrow, she's
putting me up for adoption.
- There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them
off you.
- Does God know
you've escaped from Heaven? Here, come with me to my place. You can
stay there until he calls looking for you.
- Am I dead, Angel?
Cause this must be heaven!
- Are you lost ma'am?
Because heaven's a long way from here
- Are you O.K.?
Because heaven's a long fall from here.
- As she's
leaving....Hey aren't you forgetting something? She: What? Me!
- Baby, somebody
better call God, cuz he's missing an angel!
- Can I borrow a
quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just
met the girl of my dreams. OR: I want to call your mother and thank
her.
- How was heaven when
you left it?
- I didn't know that
angels could fly so low!
- If I could
rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
- If I followed you
home, would you keep me?
- If you were a tear
in my eye I would not cry for fear of losing you.
- Was you father an
alien? Because there's nothing else like you on earth!
- What time do you
have to be back in heaven?
- Can I have
directions? ["To where?"] To your heart.
- Your eyes are blue,
like the ocean. And baby, I'm lost at sea.
- Are you religious?
Cause you are the answers to all my prayers.
- You're like a
dictionary, you add meaning to my life!
- Can I take your
picture? (Why?) Because I want Santa to know exactly what I want
for Chirstmas.
- Are we related? Do
you want to be?
- All those curves,
and me with no brakes.
- Baby, you must be a
broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.
- Did the sun come
out or did you just smile at me?
- Have you always
been this cute, or did you have to work at it?
- I feel like Richard
Gere, I'm standing next to you, the Pretty Woman.
- I hope you know CPR, cuz you take my breath away!
- If I told you that
you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
- Was your father a
mechanic? Then how did you get such a finely tuned body?
- Were you arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that
good.
- You know, you might
be asked to leave soon. You're making the other women look really
bad.
- You're ugly but you intrigue me.
- I may not be the
best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
- If god made any thing better than you he keep it for him
self.
- Damn, I thought
"very-fine" only came in a bottle!
- Hey, how did you do that? (What?) Look so good?
- If beauty were
time, you'd be eternity.
- Presents the person
with a single rose and say: "I just wanted to show this rose how
incredibly beautiful you are."
- When God made you, he was showing off.
- Do you believe in
love at first sight, or should I walk by
again?
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