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To celebrate 100 episodes of vague, meandering plot lines, the cast of "Lost" was treated to a cake that was just as random the show's story arcs. It has the show's characters, a computer, beer cans, and a suitcase. We would've added a pack of Newports, a fruit Roll-Up and an Ugg boot to this cake island and it would've made just as much sense as the black smoke monster. Oh sorry, that was a spoiler for next season, pretend you never read that.

Normally if we got a cake with a fat plumber bursting out of it, we'd wonder what assumptions our friends were making about our sexual proclivities. In this case, though, we'd know that our pals were paying attention to our controller-calloused hands and honoring us with the greatest overall wearer ever to stomp a Goomba.

Twitter is a certified social media phenomenon that has taken the nation by storm. Unfortunately, a different fad that has also swept the nation is morbid obesity. Featuring the "Fail Whale," Twitter's mascot of server overload, this is a great cake to get for that chubby girl who tweets about her self-image and weight problems. It's the cake that says, "Happy Birthday! You'll never be skinny, so you might as well grab a bib and eat me."

Although this looks like something that would turn up in Splinter's bed in a Ninja Turtle remake of "The Godfather" infamous horse head scene, this decapitated Raphael looks delicious. Well, at least we know it's gotta taste better than these. We love the hard-core sneer on Raph's face; let's see how hard-core you are when we're taking bites out of your skull. Cowabunga.

Man, a cake that boldly goes where every other cake we've seen has gone: in our bellies. We'd devour this just for all the "Beam me down, Scotty" jokes we could make on the toilet.

What type of birthday cake do you get for Vashtie Kola, NYC's "Downtown Sweetheart"? No, not Fudgie the Whale or Cookie Puss -- a Jordan III cake. That's right, cool chicks like kicks. And a really cool chick's favorite shoe is arguably the best sneaker design ever.

Our theory is that the digital zoom on your camera will never work if your casing is full of red velvet cake. In an effort to prove us wrong, someone painstakingly baked this photophile's dream. Wow, being right never tasted so good. Eat your heart out, Terry Richardson.

Remember beating "Metroid" for the first time and being shocked when the main character, Samus Aran, removed her helmet, revealing that she was a woman? That was huge moment for gaming gender equality. But what if she'd taken off her helmet and shown that it was full of scrumptious cake? Forget trying to impress girls with athletic feats; video games and baked goods rule.

For his 32nd birthday this year, Kanye West got a cake that exemplified his success and his foray into the sneaker game. You already know what kind of excitement surrounded the Nike Air Yeezy's release; now imagine that Nike, Kanye and the Cake Boss collaborated to mass-produce cakes like these? We can already see the fanboys lined up outside of the bakery.

Once you've dedicated your life to putting on your robe and wizard hat and rolling a 20-sided dicedie, most would say that you have nothing left to live for. So what else is there to do but take the hard-earned money you make working at Gamestop and blow it on a really expensive cake. This "Dungeons & Dragons" cake makes us want to cast a Cloak of Invisibility on our level 5 Paladin just to sneak a taste.