Oh Freida Freida Freida! What's there to like about your Galliano dress? Not a whole lot. It's a boring shade of blue covered in boring beads. Bah! We expected better
Heidi Klum appears wearing what we can only describe as a giant pink sculpturally folded napkin (by Roland Mouret). And some serious bling
Miley Cyrus wore a rhinestone encrusted gown made out of granny's doilies and said neh neh ne neh neh to the recession
Wow, SJP is looking boobalicious in this flouncy number. It's Dior Haute Couture apparently. Matthew Broderick looks as if he's about to vomit all over SJP's decolletage
You may not recognise Taraji P. Henson but she plays Brad Pitt's adoptive mother in Benjamin Button. We like what she's wearing: the simple ruffly affair is mighty attractive. We've also learned from the Go Fug Yourself Girls that she was unstarry enough to show viewers her Spanx. Fearne missed the boat on that one
Anna Hathaway wore a fishtailed number covered in diamonds. She seems to be getting progressively paler with every award ceremony
Beyonce Knowles gets her favourite-shaped dress (does she ever wear shift shapes? No) adjusted by some dogsbody or possibly her personal stylist with hair like that
Mickey Rourke is not wearing a tie. From the buzz in the office at the moment that's a Really. Big. Deal. He also seems to have had some colour put in his hair. We like the cream coloured jacket - let's hope he steers clear of red wine though ... we just heard he's wearing a necklace with a photo of his dead chihuahua inside. He's certifiably insane
Marisa Tomei looks fab in this fabric heavy big grey thing but we have no idea who it's by
Literally the only interesting thing about Angelina's outfit is the green jewellery. This red carpet is sorely lacking in giltz so far
Kate's dress is by Yves Saint Laurent. It's rather boring and although you can't see it in this picture, her hair looks strangely square and sculptural at the back. Put down the gel Kate!
The My Little Pony hair in all its glory
Melissa Cobb is the producer of Kung Fu Panda. We don't necessarily care too much about that. What we do care about is her amazing panda handbag!
What is it with Tilda and nude shades? If her top was a different colour we might be in paroxysms of joy that something interesting has happened, but it's not and we're crying on the inside
We freely confess to hating Marion Cotillard. She always looks amazing. She could wear a bin bag and still look good. However this dress is kind of boring. Where's the mermaid outfit from last year? We'd have rather seen that